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	General		Accounts		Booking
	Promo		Orders		Webmaster

JORIS - Wholesale / General Info
joris[at]conspiracyrecords[dot]com

Building superintendent and shaman headhoncho, drifting the social and pathological masses onwards to their rusty diagnosis. Leading torches to rome and spliff mumbling about everyday flotsom, one chap that will never be forced into early retirement. While not being the world's best bongo player the wise man will surely lay down to fork your afro sambas.

DAVE - Shipping / Accounts
dave[at]conspiracyrecords[dot]com

Curtain puller and general accounts-cook sticking his fast-paced fork in every slab of behind the scenes cheddar. When everything's out of perspective the geezer puts the ends against the middle, throwing sticks and stones like Ringo Starr.

JAN - Webmaster
jan[at]conspiracyrecords[dot]com

Shopping bag brainstormer and cyberhighway narrative, who'd prefer touching the toilet bowl over a sip of schnapps. When unoccupied with any lines per inch, he's dragging chop suey out of their houses, street by street - block by block... whichever way it sprinkles.

NATHAN - Orders
orders[at]conspiracyrecords[dot]com

Nathan the dude. He's on 12 horses. Occassionally roadslams Sideshow Bob style into obstacles. Makes out with loverboys faster than a hairy chested captain ahoys ship. Hence the earring. Hates God more than fags and mostly wears pink, babyblue or weird flowery things. If you can't catch him wrapping up your weekly mailorder gems, look for the cat in your local club, gutter or toiletstal. As gay as the line you sniff up your nose aka a blossoming ant!

drawings by Dennis Tyfus
www.dennistyfus.tk

written & approved by Carlo Steegen
www.freaksendfuture.com